Up The Hill

Scene:  8pm, watching a Barbie movie with my eight year old daughter, Stella.

Stella:  Mom?

Me: Yes?

Stella:  Do you remember when we went bike riding and there was a big hill we had to ride on? 

Me: Yes (I don’t).

Stella:  Well, I farted all the way up the hill AND all the way down it.  (Insert slight pause here)   I feel really bad for the people that were behind me.

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4 thoughts on “Up The Hill

    • I love how kids tell it like it is! Think of how great it would be to confidentally walk into a room and say “Hey, I just farted! And I recently had a bowl of refried beans … you might want to clear the area.”

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